Sonnet No:1

Shilpa's words were encouraging enough("You can come up with great poems").But I was never finding time to sit down and pen my thoughts(Not that I had any!).Then came the ELS recruitment drive.The application expected me to write a poem on myself.So here's my attempt at butchering what Shakespeare (and Shilpa) nurtured(and nurture).(The condom line was censored and I wrote some other equally dumb lines in the application.)Inspite of the ridiculously forced rhyme scheme and a pointless rambling style,the poem-wannabe describes me sincerely.
Where did everything start?
To give a person this smart!
Yes,my parents forsook condoms-
To help me build my own kingdom!
Failures many have I seen-
To the Despair Land,I have never been!
Mom,friends and English are there-
There is no need for another God,I swear!
My face and looks always lie-
In heart and brain,my credentials lie!
Strain I do to manage time-
Am clueless why I strain for rhyme!
Hope is what I don as bonnet-
Well,ELS made me write a sonnet!!
-Willing To Shake The Sphere.